say what?

Translation is not always straight forward.  So when in doubt, best error on the side of poetry,…or something.

we'd never see this in the USA.  Keep Off the Grass may be more direct, but...

Keep Off the Grass may be more direct, but…

No Unauthorized Admittance?

No Unauthorized Admittance, especially the disrelated people

I didn't know that

Check your fine products, because they had the lowest cost!

I promise I will eat all my vegetables

OK, so I played hooky today. But I promise to eat all my vegetables.

I was relieved to know, prior to purchasing, that this bread was non-metal

I was relieved to know, prior to purchasing, that this bread was non-metal

for fools only. ok, so they meant "foot", but then again maybe they didn't.

so they meant “foot”, but then again maybe they didn’t.

when everything is an emergency.  BTW, these arrows point to a small lake.

when everything is an emergency. BTW, these arrows point to a small lake.

if you can't get steps on the lot, then good chance you hands can't reach the flowers.

if you can’t get steps on the lot, then good chance you hands won’t be on the flowers.

in other words, no brothers allowed

in other words, no brothers allowed

A few bits of interesting marketing:

This is a coffee shop, zoo inspired, with easy, sophisticated, and tasty stuff.  Amongst others.

This coffee shop, zoo inspired, wants potential customers to know about its sophisticated merchandising, amongst other stuff.

the characters may describe the food, but the images are for the desperately hungry only

the characters may describe the food, but the images are for the desperately hungry only

why pour the beer from the bottle into the glass when you can pour the glass contents over the bottle?  the beer drinker clearly wanted to give the contents back to the bottle.

why pour the beer from the bottle into the glass when you can pour the glass contents over the bottle? the beer drinker clearly wanted to give the contents back to the bottle.

this residence is only for the showily

residence of ostentatiously? of course not, just showily